Sunday, March 30, 2025

Pegasus Electric Air

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Wednesday, March 26, 2025

The Cable and the Stable

 

The cable softly went to the stable which was purple and dazzled lonely. The cable crisply fizzled which sparkled which caused a very big hassle. The end.




Wednesday, March 19, 2025

The Invitation’s Relations

 

The invitation gave protection to the agriculture at this location. The condition of the fixture’s culture was captured by the relation with the future.





Tuesday, March 18, 2025

That lotion’s quest

 

The denture bought a lotion which went on an adventure to make a choice to either make a ripple or let it settle. The lotion mentioned a lecturer who was actually a bottle.



Sunday, March 16, 2025

Chaos at the auction

 An ugly, little, tough, apple was at a rough auction looking at a picture being auctioned. When the apple coughed its options were a blank page or a swirly page. 

The end


The commotion in the ocean

 

The potion will grow an elbow, and that motion will start a notion that will venture into the ocean. This will nurture the nature into a choice. Those options are to lecture the potion or nurture the ocean.

The end



Tuesday, March 11, 2025

Killer Kangaroos

 




In a top-secret underwater military base the Australian Military Advanced Genetic and Nuclear Science Division – the AGNSD – created the ultimate super weapon, a kangaroo they could use to destroy their enemy armies. One day this killer kangaroo broke out and it had the ability to reproduce asexually at an unprecedented rate. 100 baby killer kangaroos at a time that grew up to full size almost instantly and then could eat and attack all known life that isn’t another killer kangaroo. This did not bode well for the future of Australian society… or the world.

There was a plane moving out of Australia where one killer kangaroo snuck on board and destroyed all passengers. The only people who were left were the unaware pilots who landed as usual got out to open the door and were killed and eaten immediately by a killer kangaroo. The killer kangaroos spread across Europe and Asia and with their generational memory, they did the exact same trick on a few other aeroplanes to spread across the world and to destroy all life in it done done done…

The United Nations military mounted a defence in Europe, South America and Australia. The military were knocking down scores of them, but they just kept coming and they were fast like one hundred and fifty kilometres per hour fast. They tore through the army like it was wallpaper. Their feet had padding so they could be a silent as a mouse but also powerful enough to knock down blast doors.  They could break into any fort anywhere and jump as high as a military tank and break into one if needed. The only thing that stopped them was the Air Force, well with the help of the Navy. The Air Force and Navy rounded them up in one place famous for its destruction, Mexico’s Yucatan Peninsula. They evacuated the entire area of its remaining population which wasn’t many and then they dropped a few dozen poisonous gas bombs all on the same day wiping out the entire North and South America population of killer kangaroos.

The End

Cows v Owls

 



The brown cow scowled at the owl and the owl took action against the cows which broke them into two factions. The power of the traction between the two factions meant the entire farm could not function. And the power of the cows and the owls made the entire farm collapse. 

The end.

The Dancing Scissors

The scissors were dancing at the castle. A fence was listening in, and the castle covered it in lip gloss.  The end.