One day Mrs. Maroon was hanging out blue and yellow polka
dotted pantaloons when an escaped bull from a nearby farm charged through her
fence. The pantaloons got caught on his horns as he ran off in the direction of
the of the local mall. Mrs. Maroon gave chase. When she finally caught up with the
bull, he was in a grocery store.
The bull was quite a sight to see. A large, confused and
alarmed beast that stamped on the spot with one leg of the pantaloons looped over
its horn, waving like a flag. The startled shoppers couldn’t decide whether to
back away or try to retrieve the undies for Mrs. Maroon. One brave person, named
Jasper Jinkleberry, made the courageous move and jumped onto the bull’s back.
He precariously dangled from the back of the bull to retrieve the polka dotted
underwear before he was sent flying into a rack of ripe bananas.
The splattered bananas left a carpet of yellow slime on
which the bull slipped, slithered and slid into the tomato display. Shoppers screamed
as tomatoes rained down all around them covering them in sticky red tomato
soup.
Jasper Jinkleberry finally managed to give the pantaloons
back to Mrs. Maroon and we all went home laughing.
The End
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