Tuesday, March 11, 2025

Killer Kangaroos

 




In a top-secret underwater military base the Australian Military Advanced Genetic and Nuclear Science Division – the AGNSD – created the ultimate super weapon, a kangaroo they could use to destroy their enemy armies. One day this killer kangaroo broke out and it had the ability to reproduce asexually at an unprecedented rate. 100 baby killer kangaroos at a time that grew up to full size almost instantly and then could eat and attack all known life that isn’t another killer kangaroo. This did not bode well for the future of Australian society… or the world.

There was a plane moving out of Australia where one killer kangaroo snuck on board and destroyed all passengers. The only people who were left were the unaware pilots who landed as usual got out to open the door and were killed and eaten immediately by a killer kangaroo. The killer kangaroos spread across Europe and Asia and with their generational memory, they did the exact same trick on a few other aeroplanes to spread across the world and to destroy all life in it done done done…

The United Nations military mounted a defence in Europe, South America and Australia. The military were knocking down scores of them, but they just kept coming and they were fast like one hundred and fifty kilometres per hour fast. They tore through the army like it was wallpaper. Their feet had padding so they could be a silent as a mouse but also powerful enough to knock down blast doors.  They could break into any fort anywhere and jump as high as a military tank and break into one if needed. The only thing that stopped them was the Air Force, well with the help of the Navy. The Air Force and Navy rounded them up in one place famous for its destruction, Mexico’s Yucatan Peninsula. They evacuated the entire area of its remaining population which wasn’t many and then they dropped a few dozen poisonous gas bombs all on the same day wiping out the entire North and South America population of killer kangaroos.

The End

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