The discombobulated marsupial

 

The carnivorous marsupial had a discombobulated anaphylaxis which was predatory.

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Mrs. Maroon's Polka Dotted Pantaloons

 

One day Mrs. Maroon was hanging out blue and yellow polka dotted pantaloons when an escaped bull from a nearby farm charged through her fence. The pantaloons got caught on his horns as he ran off in the direction of the of the local mall. Mrs. Maroon gave chase. When she finally caught up with the bull, he was in a grocery store.

The bull was quite a sight to see. A large, confused and alarmed beast that stamped on the spot with one leg of the pantaloons looped over its horn, waving like a flag. The startled shoppers couldn’t decide whether to back away or try to retrieve the undies for Mrs. Maroon. One brave person, named Jasper Jinkleberry, made the courageous move and jumped onto the bull’s back. He precariously dangled from the back of the bull to retrieve the polka dotted underwear before he was sent flying into a rack of ripe bananas.

The splattered bananas left a carpet of yellow slime on which the bull slipped, slithered and slid into the tomato display. Shoppers screamed as tomatoes rained down all around them covering them in sticky red tomato soup.

Jasper Jinkleberry finally managed to give the pantaloons back to Mrs. Maroon and we all went home laughing.

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